It also helps your company to arrive faster.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Bad Timing
Turns out that soaking your feet in a bathtub of warm water actually does make them feel better.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Unique Problem
Most people have problems that they don't like to talk about. For example, Derek Zoolander was embarrassed to admit that he couldn't turn left. However, he stood up and admitted his problem, finding acceptance in the world, and eventually doing what he previously had thought to be impossible.
Today, I will join the ranks of the others as noble as he.
Today, I will admit that I can't run.
Well, I mean, I can move my feet in a walking motion that is quicker than normal, while gaining a good deal of speed. However, it looks something like this:
Today, I will join the ranks of the others as noble as he.
Today, I will admit that I can't run.
Well, I mean, I can move my feet in a walking motion that is quicker than normal, while gaining a good deal of speed. However, it looks something like this:
That's right. I don't really lack the inability to run. I lack the ability to run in public (which is where most people run). Who wants to see this coming at them at 10 MPH:
I know I certainly don't. That one arm just has a mind of its own and windmills around at unpredictable speeds. It's absolutely unsafe. Make sure to protect your children from this eyesore:
Also, it seems that the power of the windmilling action sucks the air out of my lungs by creating a vacuum. It's pretty dumb, if you ask me.
Well, I can always consider the career of Women's Fastpitch pitcher.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Refrigerators
http://www.vanns.com/shop/servlet/item/about/153476627/general-electric-gsh25jsxss
My question is this: Why do we need to know exactly how many fluid ounces of water come out of our refrigerators per minute? Obviously, if it was a trickle, it would be annoying, but this advert is practically asking children to hook up their super soakers to mom & dad's fridge. Parents, if you come home one day to a house literally filled with water, you can both blame advertising and calculate exactly how long the house took to fill.
My question is this: Why do we need to know exactly how many fluid ounces of water come out of our refrigerators per minute? Obviously, if it was a trickle, it would be annoying, but this advert is practically asking children to hook up their super soakers to mom & dad's fridge. Parents, if you come home one day to a house literally filled with water, you can both blame advertising and calculate exactly how long the house took to fill.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
British Food Adventures Continue!
Let today be known as the day that I found, bought, and ate Turkish Delight.
After reading The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, there has always been the lingering question as to what Turkish Delight actually is.
My father always said that it was like applets and cotlets. The truth is not that far from this statement.
It turns out, if you buy it in candy bar form, it is a rose-flavored jelly (like applets and cotlets), coated in chocolate. It is much more delicious, and far less nauseating than applets and cotlets.
After reading The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, there has always been the lingering question as to what Turkish Delight actually is.
My father always said that it was like applets and cotlets. The truth is not that far from this statement.
It turns out, if you buy it in candy bar form, it is a rose-flavored jelly (like applets and cotlets), coated in chocolate. It is much more delicious, and far less nauseating than applets and cotlets.
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