To the Man in the Apartment Across the Alley

To the man in the apartment across the alleyway that I observed for an hour:
- Why do you keep pacing back and forth? In and out of your apartment?
- Why are you sometimes on the phone and sometimes not?
- When did you start balding?
- Where did you get that set of matching, bright blue flannel pajamas?
- Why do you have the windows open if that is what you are wearing?
- Why do you keep coming outside if that is what you are wearing?
- Why do you keep trying to look into our apartment windows?

Oh the humanity!
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