Thursday, November 19, 2009

Waiting for Odai

One of my classes is a 1-credit play reading class. It's just Mary, Elaine, and I, and we discuss the plays we've read each week with our professor, Odai. The week we read Waiting for Godot.



In reality, this week's class ended up being on waiting for Odai. We waited for half an hour, discussing the play, and he never showed up. Right before we left, we left him a message on his office voicemail.


Also as we were leaving, we realized that he could have been conducting a text-related experiment on us to see if we would wait for him like Estragon and Vladimir waited for Godot. Inwardly, I still wonder if he would have showed up.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

5 People Who Don't Seem to Age


[On a side note before I begin, I went and saw (500) Days of Summer with Jillian. It was fantastic! Now I have the soundtrack and sing those songs in my head wherever I go.]




People Who Don't Seem to Age

1. Leslie Neilson

I swear. That man has had white hair since birth. The only picture that you can find of him with dark hair are black & white, which means something could have easily been wrong with the camera.



2. Nuns



They all seem to be stuck in their mid-30s (a la Julie Andrews), or their around the age of 60 and no one questions them about their childhood. Although, that doesn't stop them from saying, "Back in my day..." But then, that's just an older person thing.



3. Librarians



I just don't think that they're allowed to age. It's probably in the job description. I mean, think about your elementary school librarian... She's still there and she looks exactly the same... Unless she retired, but that says nothing about age.




4. Peter Jackson



Okay, maybe he did age after that weight loss... But in reverse... So maybe that doesn't count.




5. Michael J. Fox

I think they just change his hairstyle to fit with the now, then they call it good.



I know I had more. I just can't think of them right now.



Sunday, November 8, 2009

Sounds Like a Mat Kearney Day to Me


This weekend was the staff retreat for the Bethany Community Church youth group. We went and stayed in a cabin in Roslyn, WA (where Northern Exposure was filmed... not that I've seen it). IT SNOWED! <3

Well, it doesn't really look like snow there... But oh well.



We went into Cle Elum and Roslyn. Cle Elum must have really abnormally small moose. Zanie just liked the mule. I'm not really sure what Alex was thinking...

I'd say that Sabrina was pretty excited to finally find a moose she could ride.

John, what's up with the grizzly?

Yeah, that looks like cancer to me too.

Halfway between Cle Elum and Roslyn, we saw this awesome centipede on the playground, so we naturally stopped, despite the rain.

There were really fun things to play on, including one of those spinning discs that you stand on and hold onto the bars (a merry-go-round?). I rode it and the batteries fell out of my camera, so I couldn't document the funny signs in the towns, like "Chew N Butts" at the tobacco shop and "Restrooms & Cemetaries"... Yeah, I've been wondering about that one too.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Livin' is Easy with Eyes Closed



There's nothing quite like watching a movie full of the angsty cries echoing from a previous generation to make you feel like you are alive and blessed to know the freedoms of today.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Look beyond to see the clouds

No one
Spends so much
Time
On something that is
worthless

God invited me to go on a walk the other day.

One of the ones where you only know you'll get home safely.

I passed lanterns and lone autumn trees on the way.

And stone faces set into the cement,

Too sacred to photograph.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

New friends at the Purple Door

I moved into the Purple Door last Sunday, and already, I'm beginning to find people who are akin to me in their unsoundness of mind. Tonight, we dressed up like crazy people and went out to paint over the graffiti on the walls to the back entrance of our house.

While we were out there, a guy pulled over in his car and motioned for me to come over. I didn't get too close, because I thought he might abduct me. He kept saying, "You're so beautiful, can I please give you my number so you can call me? Please? You're so beautiful!" He sounded kinda gay and a little drunk, so I just gave him a flat out, "Nope, sorry." Of all the times that someone tries to pick me up... It had to be when I looked ridiculous. ;)

Also, Rachel from UCU gave me a foam topper for my mattress. I was so happy that I hugged her a bunch of times and started crying. It was the best, most thoughtful gift that anyone has ever given me.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Getting ready to move out of UCU

I really want to start putting more pictures in my blog posts, but my camera is really not the best (which means that most of my pictures look perfect on the camera's preview screen, but they turn out all blurry when I get them on my home computer).
I've now lived at the University Christian Union for 3 years. That's three years of sun, rain, snow, freak wind storms, friends (more like family), pranking, and general fun (besides the studying part). Emily, another one of the girls that moved out this year, wrote the following blog post:
http://emilyvo77.blogspot.com/2009/06/things-ive-learned-at-ucu.html, and in like fashion (I haven't read hers since June and won't re-read until after this, so that I don't accidentally copy something), I will write my most memorable moments from UCU, and yeah, I'll stick to all of the good and/or funny ones.
1. The time that Kris Lawrence dumped an entire gallon of water on a guy in the kitchen during a waterfight.
2. The time that Kirs Lawrence poured a full cup of water down the back of my shirt while I was just standing there, reading the white board.
3. The time we all watched The Godfather, but everyone fell asleep. Matt curled up on the pool table.
4. Playing Twister with pans of Jell-O instead of dots.


5. Singing at the Crista nursing home.
6. Juan dressed as Rupert for the Halloween dance.

7. When Josh and I learned that we had not only met each other briefly in high school, but that he had been a victim of me and my friends during a "Hug the first person you see at a church rally" game.
8. Going to a Natalie MacMasters concert at Benaroya Hall with Jacob and Garrett.
9. When Heather freaked Linnell out with a prank phone call about an order of penguins from the Woodland Park Zoo (Linnell ended up cancelling her credit card).
10. Emmy, Jaci, and I harassing the La Rouche people (full transcript available upon request).
11. Giving people haircuts for the Week of Man.


12. Swing dancing!
13. "Oopsie poopsies!" Still don't know who that was, but there is speculation.
14. Stealing the guys' house bell, taking pictures of it downtown, then returning it with a children's picture book of its adventures.
15. When Heather and I dressed up in the unicorn costume.


16. Sven and Ducky. :)


17. Matt singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in falsetto.

18. When Mindy and Krista got trapped in the room in the guys' house and they started spraying Axe in under the door.

19. When Emily "peed" on Ben's leg with a water balloon.



20. Monday nights, after Bible study... When things got fun and water-balloon-y.

21. Trick-or-Treating around Greenlake area.

22. When Mindy, Anna, and I dressed in trash bags and slid down the stairs.

23. Hanging out with Alli in the kitchen.
24. Random conversations at lunch.
25. When Mindy and I saw the face of the virgin Mary made by the Christmas lights, so we decided to roll doobies out of the "weed" from Alli's spices. Then we proceeded to burn them on the front walkway.
26. Getting caught while spraying down the guys' pillows with air freshener. They then sprayed us down with Axe, tagged us with blue paint, and released us back into the wild.


27. When Krista and I made a "We love you, Joyce!" banner for our TA and held it up in our 700 person class.
28. Playing a game of 8-person HALO... And killing Parker twice in under a minute.
29. When Anna and Emily were kidnapped by the guys for spying on their meeting, and I fought Zach while trying to save them.
30. New Years 2008 at the Seattle Center and cramming into a little room to sleep at Linnell's house.
31. Murder Mystery Night, especially Emily's stunt double character.

32. "Snaps for whoever's laundry detergent I've been using." "Heeeeey!"
33. When Rachel and I hacked the boys' computers.
34. Jersey quoting Anchorman.
35. Mindy's raquet ball named Mooncake.
36. Two by Two to the Zoo! (Mostly Jake's infatuation with the grizzly bears.)


37. Talking to the Mormons.
38. Picking up donuts at Winchell's at 6AM for workday (thanks for driving all those times, Stacy!).
39. The epic war between the houses in '08.
40. Jaci shoving a fistful of Jell-O down peoples' pants.
41. Chandelle days at Bible study.
42. That one parent's banquet where we were all ditzy.
43. When Mindy and I went to get our food handler's permits, and Tage was there... And it turned out to be in the Bingo hall of a casino.
44. When Linnell conspired to put a bunch of hair in Matt's bed. People saved their hair for weeks...
45. SJ's mustache party.

46. When Hannah, Jillian, and I tried to powerwalk back from Bubble Tea and ended up laughing so hard we were doubled up in front of UPC.
47. When Emily and I shaved Matt's leg. (Picture removed for the safety of younger viewers.)
48. Our summer trip to Molly Moon's.

49. The trip to Yakima this summer. :D


50. When Emily and I found Tage's camera... And it had about 50 pictures that he had taken of himself on it.

Obviously, there are thousands of other excellent moments involving excellent people. It's been an incredible 3 years, and I'll miss seeing every one of you!!! Don't worry, I'll come back and visit. ;D